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An ode to the title agents out there clearing clouds, chasing payoffs, and signing their souls away—one closing at a time.
This parody of “Hey You” isn’t just a moody throwback—it’s a call to arms (and hearts).
Because you’re not alone out there.
Not in the hallway. Not on the road. Not even when you’re staring down a 40-year chain of title.
We see you. We are you.
And if you’ve ever felt like the only sane one in a sea of paper cuts, weird fax numbers, and payoff portals that haven’t worked since 2003…
🧠 What Is Wicked Title Forum?
The Wicked Title Forum is a home for title agents, processors, real estate attorneys, closers, and anyone who keeps transactions from falling apart.
Inside the forum:
✍️ Tutorials, tools, and walkthroughs
💬 Community conversation without the fluff
📚 Templates, checklists, and downloadable sanity
🎙️ Podcast episodes and trainings to sharpen your edge
🎉 Humor, support, and the occasional parody to keep you grounded
👉 Try it FREE. Stay because it’s wicked smart.
You don’t have to do this job alone.
You just have to hit “subscribe.”
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🎤 Lyrics: Would You Join Me?
Hey, you!
Out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old.
Can you feel me?
Hey, you!
Closing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles.
Can you feel me?
Hey, you!
Don’t help them to bury the lien.
You’re a title processing queen.
Hey, you!
Out there on your own
Clearing title on the loans.
Would you join me?
Hey, you!
With your pen against the line
Waiting for someone else to sign.
Would you join me?
Hey, you!
Would you help me to carry the load?
Open your heart, Come on home
This isn’t fantasy.
You’re not alone as you can see.
Come learn, and share, try it for free.
You have everything to gain.
Hey, you!
Out there on the road,
Always doing what you’re told.
Can you join me?
Hey, you!
Out there beyond the wall,
Paying liens out in the hall.
Can you join me?
Hey, you!
Don’t tell me there’s no hope at all.
Together we stand,
Divided we fall.
Stay Wicked,
Cheryl
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